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WON LINERS

AND LADIES,
YOU THOUGHT YOU
HEARD THEM ALL

Eye liner

If Willie and the boys did a show with Hulk Hogan, would it be a full Nelson?  

Here are a few WON LINER HOMERS that DT has heard and scene. 

So at the tyme of the rhyme, step up to the plate and knock yourself out. 
 
BUSINESS TO DO PLEASURE WITH YOU.
                                                           
NO BOUT ADOUBT IT.      
           
WEEKLY DEADLINES often becomes DEADLY WEEKLINES.
   
SLOWLY BUT SURLY. (Very few people get this DT when you respond with this line when asked, "How are you doing?"

SHE PUT HER HEART BEFORE THE COURSE. (married co-ed) 
    
TIME WOUNDS ALL HEELS. 
                                                           
POBODY'S NERFECT or PACTICE MAKE PRERFECT.

MEATISH SWEETBALLS.

ONLY SHOWS TO GO YA.

FRIENDS THROUGH SICK AND SIN.

AND JUST FOR YOU HISTORY TEACHERS...

REMEMBER WHEN ARNOLD THOUGHT PLYMOUTH ROCK WAS A MUSICAL GROUP?    (Sorry Willis, that was a Jeep shot on Different engine Strokes.

INDIVIDUAL RUGGEDIVISM used to be Rugged Individualism.

Sir Francis Drake, is said to have reported the defeat of the Spanish Armada by sending the Queen this one word HOMER, "Cantharides".  It stands for the aphrodisiac,  SPANISH FLY.

Mae West reputedly (as in a house?) stated that, "IT'S NOT THE MEN IN YOUR LIFE THAT COUNT, IT'S THE LIFE IN YOUR MEN." (As we've seen on way too many T-shirts.)
Her DT was probably from Abraham Lincoln's, "Years in your life, life in your years."

AND JUST FOR YOU "GOOD OLE BOYS DRINKING WHISKEY AND RYE" OR AMERICAN PIE GUYS...

"WORK IS THE CURSE OF THE DRINKING CLASS", said Oscar Wilde.  And while we're on the subject...

BINKING DRUDDIES (Drinking Buddies), came from an episode of Soap where the guys are sitting in a bar getting drunk and leave the dummy to pay for the tab. (Or was it Coke?)

I'D RATHER HAVE A "BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME" THAN A "FRONTAL LOBOTOMY". Seen on one two many (a morning) bathroom walls or The Pistol Club's motto, "Drink til midnight, pistol dawn".

Man drinking

AND JUST FOR EVERYONE ELSE ...
Michael Davis, a DoubleTake juggler, just came on David Letterman while we were typing (Actually it was a long time ago.).  Besides juggling strange items, he mentioned that:

  1. Otto Titslinger was the inventor of the bra ... and then asked...
  2. What do they pack styrofoam in when they ship it? (and several other WON LINER HOMERS.)

This just goes to show you how often a DoubleTake (DT) will be there when you need one.
 
"The pun is the lowest form of humor, when you don't think of it first."  Oscar Levant

Homers

Mirth Shakes and Medical Greek Cures
Spooners ... and Ways to Feed a Baby
Won Liners
Grand Slammers - DT Movies of the Weak
Gold"wyners" - Goldy Locks and Bagels
Frost's Crosses or Frost Burns
Out of Leftfielders

 

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