GOLD"WYNERS"
GOLDY  LOCKS               AND                       BAGELS

"Well, one thing I have to say for poor people is they don't disinherit their children if they disagree with them."  How To Marry a Millionaire

Movie mogul Samuel Goldwyn, whose real name was Samuel Goldfish, has been attributed with a  few DoubleTakes. Many of them were reportedly spoken out of stupidity rather than from an ability to word on plays, but you never know. Anyhow, since they combine gold (GOLDwyn) and DoubleTakes, we're classifying them as WYNING Homers.

WE'RE OVERPAYING HIM, BUT HE'S WORTH IT.
 
EVERY DIRECTOR BITES THE HAND THAT LAYS THE GOLDEN EGG.

YES MY WIFE'S HANDS ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL.  I'M GOING TO HAVE A BUST MADE OF THEM. .    

ANYBODY WHO GOES TO SEE A PSYCHIATRIST OUGHT TO HAVE HIS HEAD EXAMINED. (Dan and Bob Brown story.)

GENTLEMAN, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM NOT ALWAYS RIGHT, BUT I AM NEVER WRONG. (Boy, does that sound like the DoubleTake family.)

IF ROOSEVELT WERE ALIVE, HE'D TURN OVER IN HIS GRAVE.
  
I'LL GIVE YOU A DEFINITE MAYBE. (This has always been one of our favorite expressions, but we never knew it came from this source.  Maybe it did, and maybe it didn't, or is that a Definite Maybe?

LET'S HAVE SOME NEW CLICHE'S. (We'll vote for that.)

A BACHELOR'S LIFE IS NO LIFE FOR A SINGLE MAN.

A WIDE SCREEN JUST MAKES A BAD FILM TWICE AS BAD. 

I READ PART OF IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH.

IN TWO WORDS:  IM  POSSIBLE (that's what we think and so we'll step further into the "outer limits".)

"I'm just a writer. I don't know anything about human dignity." Rob Petrie 'on strike' in the Dick Van Dyke Show

Homers

Mirth Shakes and Medical Greek Cures
Spooners ... and Ways to Feed a Baby
Won Liners
Grand Slammers - DT Movies of the Weak
Gold"wyners" - Goldy Locks and Bagels
Frost's Crosses or Frost Burns
Out of Leftfielders