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STONE(D) HIGH SCHOOL
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OPERATING WITH FULL FACULTEASE

But let's take a QUIZ first:

QUIZ OF THE CENTURY
A manager of a Dublin Play House wagered that he could make a word of no meaning be the talk of the town within one day.  He had the letters  Q  U  I  Z   written on all the walls, and it must of worked, or  you never would have taken one. 

May we count you present before you abandon all hope? SO WITHOUT FURTHER A DUO...

ADMINISTRATION

PRINCIPAL

G.U. FIBBS

ASST. PRINCIPAL

BILL BAILEY - always gets lost

SPECIAL STAFF

MEL PRACTICE

Stuttering Doctor On Call (DOC)

NURSE PATCH 

Accident Prone Position

MISS FORTUNE 

$chool $ecretary

SISSY SPACEX

ROTC Cadet Instructor

KAT SKINNER

Learning Specific Difficulties

THOMAS GUNN

Head of Security

DEW E. DECIMAL

Librarian

DUTCH TREAT 

School Lunch Program Director

BEA HAVIOR

School Psychologist

KAL TECH

School Counselor

SKIP CLASS Attendance Officer

ABBIE NORMAL

Asst. School Psychiatrist (Wilder)

NICK KNACK

Book Store Manager

DEE CREPIT 

On Board (of Education)  

AUNT ACID

Off Board

BENNY FIT

Financial Aids Officer

AL O. VERA 

Nutritionist  

SIMON PURE

Maintenance, Head of Heads

PETE MOSS

Gardener

RICK SHAW 

Transportation 

DEPARTMENT & INSTRUCTOR
             "COARSE" DESCRIPTON

PHILOSOPHY

PAUL BEARER

Death, and How to Handle It

VAN PIRE

Eating the Hand That Feeds You

CLARA VOYANT

Pairapsychology and Twinergy

MORT ICIAN

Rigors, More Teases

LEW D. CRUS 

Runk Pocker Blues

AL I. BY

Excuses to Live By

SCIENCE

BELLA DONNA 

Chemistry Med/Evil History

AL CHEMIST  

Looking for Mr. Goldbar

AURORA BOREALIS

Astronomy, assisted by Mr.North

SUE E. HOGGER

Pigging Out,Pen Names, PigsTies

AL LERGY

The Weeding of America

SAL AMANDER 

Marine Biology, plays rock flute with THE ELECTRIC EELS

HOME ECONOMICS

MELBA TOAST   

Dept. Head, (gets burned up)

MANNY KIN

Clothing and Design

SOPHI STICATE

Manners (Butlering 1)

VAN DYKE

Hair Raising, Beard Trimming

TERRY YAKI 

Barf in the Box, Crackers

MATHEMATICS/COMPUTERS

HAL O PENYO

BM's and  Spicing Genes

MATT ICIAN

Taco Belch Counter, (Mort's bro')

SURF MURPHY

Laws, Probability of Floating

ADAM APPLE

Pi ing, also teaches Computers and Religion

PHYSICAL ED

JIM FLOOR

P.E. Instructor

ARTY CHOKE

Nutrition and First Aid

BOB SLED

Ski Instructor

LEO TARD

Dance and Illitracy

SANDY BEACH 

Lifeguards, Graining Ground

CLIFF HANGER

Mountain Climbing 1 and 2; Falling 3 and 4

SOCIAL STUDIES

MICHAEL VALLION

Political History

NATHAN DRAL

Anthropology

BESSY MER 

Stealing Processes (Robber Barons thru Capone)

GINGER ROOTS

Spicing Up Black History

DELLA WARE

Georgraphy and Insurance

DAVY JONES

Lockers, (see Monkees)  

LEW CID

Moor History

MORRIS CODE

Japanese Cat Nips 

BROOK LYNN BRIDGES History of Brooklyn Real Estate

FOREST RANGER

R.V. Parks, His Early Travels

JERRY MANDER

Modern Day Political Science (handles chains at football games)

ENGLISH

ED ITOR

Hump-backed Journalism

STU DIO

Mass Communications

MAUD LIN

Drunks, Tanks, Sentiment

OSCAR AWARD

Drama and Silk Screening

EMMY AWARD

TV and Soaps, (married to Oscar)

FATA MORGANA

Romantic Literature

FINE ARTS

ART PAINTER 

Dept. Head

NED LOG

Pine Arts

OTTO MAN

Chair Repair & Turkish History

VAN GOGH

Art and Anatomy, Ear Splitting, and Brush Offs

MUSIC

PHIL HARMONIC

Orchestra Conductor,(piano teeth)

MANDY YIN

Chinese-American Yute Pyayer

MIKE STAND

Band Aid, (tall and thin)

CLARA NET

Losing Keys, Finding Signatures

BEAU GUS BRASS French Horns and and Tacky Music

BING CHERRY

Pitfalls of Picking (Guitar)

AL BINO

History of Average White Band

DEE COMPOSE

Rock Music Today, The Garbage of Tomorrow

 

S P O N S O R E D  L I N K S