| DEPARTMENT & INSTRUCTOR |
"COARSE" DESCRIPTON |
|
PAUL BEARER |
Death, and How to Handle It |
VAN PIRE |
Eating the Hand That Feeds You |
CLARA VOYANT |
Pairapsychology and Twinergy |
MORT ICIAN |
Rigors, More Teases |
LEW D. CRUS |
Runk Pocker Blues |
AL I. BY |
Excuses to Live By |
|
BELLA DONNA |
Chemistry Med/Evil History |
AL CHEMIST |
Looking for Mr. Goldbar |
AURORA BOREALIS |
Astronomy, assisted by Mr.North |
SUE E. HOGGER |
Pigging Out,Pen Names, PigsTies |
AL LERGY |
The Weeding of America |
SAL AMANDER |
Marine Biology, plays rock flute with THE ELECTRIC EELS |
|
MELBA TOAST |
Dept. Head, (gets burned up) |
MANNY KIN |
Clothing and Design |
SOPHI STICATE |
Manners (Butlering 1) |
VAN DYKE |
Hair Raising, Beard Trimming |
TERRY YAKI |
Barf in the Box, Crackers |
|
HAL O PENYO |
BM's and Spicing Genes |
MATT ICIAN |
Taco Belch Counter, (Mort's bro') |
SURF MURPHY |
Laws, Probability of Floating |
ADAM APPLE |
Pi ing, also teaches Computers and Religion |
|
JIM FLOOR |
P.E. Instructor |
ARTY CHOKE |
Nutrition and First Aid |
BOB SLED |
Ski Instructor |
LEO TARD |
Dance and Illitracy |
SANDY BEACH |
Lifeguards, Graining Ground |
CLIFF HANGER |
Mountain Climbing 1 and 2; Falling 3 and 4 |
|
MICHAEL VALLION |
Political History |
NATHAN DRAL |
Anthropology |
BESSY MER |
Stealing Processes (Robber Barons thru Capone) |
GINGER ROOTS |
Spicing Up Black History |
DELLA WARE |
Georgraphy and Insurance |
DAVY JONES |
Lockers, (see Monkees) |
LEW CID |
Moor History |
MORRIS CODE |
Japanese Cat Nips |
| BROOK LYNN BRIDGES |
History of Brooklyn Real Estate |
FOREST RANGER |
R.V. Parks, His Early Travels |
JERRY MANDER |
Modern Day Political Science (handles chains at football games) |
|
ED ITOR |
Hump-backed Journalism |
STU DIO |
Mass Communications |
MAUD LIN |
Drunks, Tanks, Sentiment |
OSCAR AWARD |
Drama and Silk Screening |
EMMY AWARD |
TV and Soaps, (married to Oscar) |
FATA MORGANA |
Romantic Literature |
|
| ART PAINTER |
Dept. Head |
NED LOG |
Pine Arts |
OTTO MAN |
Chair Repair & Turkish History |
VAN GOGH |
Art and Anatomy, Ear Splitting, and Brush Offs |
|
PHIL HARMONIC |
Orchestra Conductor,(piano teeth) |
MANDY YIN |
Chinese-American Yute Pyayer |
MIKE STAND |
Band Aid, (tall and thin) |
CLARA NET |
Losing Keys, Finding Signatures |
| BEAU GUS BRASS |
French Horns and and Tacky Music |
BING CHERRY |
Pitfalls of Picking (Guitar) |
AL BINO |
History of Average White Band |
DEE COMPOSE |
Rock Music Today, The Garbage of Tomorrow |
