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JAILHOUSE STOCK

 

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Martha Stewart and Elvis Presley
JAILHOUSE STOCK, a unique song Pairody™ DT song, “conned” Martha Stewart (featuring “twin” Elvis impersonations) and was inspired by JAILHOUSE ROCK.

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LYRICS BELOW:

        Jailhouse Stock
A DoubleTake PAIRODY™ Parody
Written by: Dave and Dennis Hage
(Based on Jailhouse Rock written by Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller)
Sung by Cell-vus Messly ....and the Insider Trader Put your Hands up to the Wall Band

Martha Stewart’s Throwin’ a party at the Wall Street jail
Saw the walls and began to wail
Cells a mess and the toilet’s got a ring
Can’t believe I’m cleanin’ up like in sing sing

CHORUS
Let's rock, everybody, sell stock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Stock

You know crooks can come in many shapes
This one knows how to make some crepes
She lied to the Feds and the S…E…C
"She’ll be the cutest jailbird you ever did see"

CHORUS(repeat)

Now Martha’s not your usual criminal  type
Might start a new fad with horizontal stripes.
Warden said, "Martha, don't you be no square
Go get some paint for that wooden chair"

CHORUS(repeat)

She’ll show World Com how to sew
Enron in the yard learnin’ to plant and hoe
"I sure am delighted to have some company"
"Come on and do the Jailhouse stock with me"

 CHORUS(repeat)

Her friends got together and baked a cake,
A file inside for a break
But Martha said No,no, Nix nix,
"I wanna stick around and fix those bricks"

CHORUS (and continue into…..)
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Stock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Stock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Stock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Stock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Stock

 


 

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