HELL O SAMA, BIN LADEN
New lyrics by Doubletake (Dave and Dennis Hage)
Based on "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh"
Words by Allan Sherman
Music from Ponchielli's "Dance of the Hours" from La Gioconda
Hell… Osama, Bin Laden,
is the place you’ll be headin’
For the trouble, you been causin’
Along with your Al Qaeda that you’ve been bossin’
Are you hidin’ in Afghanistan,
or is it in Pakistan?
You rememger, 911
We’ll get you for what you’ve gone and done.
Your lieutenants, hate the U.S.,
but we all know you’re full of BS
You’re the head guy, a real dud
And you read to them from something called the Talamud.
Now I do want to scare ya,
but we’ll get ya, double dare ya
You remember your Jihadi?
They're about to organize a searching party.
Bridge:
Go to hell, Osama Bin Laden
Go to hell, without your 100 maidens
We’ll leave you out in the desert
Where you might be bombed
Go to hell, I promise you will not make noise
Or bomb the land with your other boys
Oh please, we only want to cheer/jeer
You’ve been hiding for more than one year
Dearest Osama, Bin Laden
How’s your precious Al Qaeda
Please come back, you big fat sissy
cause you know, you really pissed me
You started a fight, without thinking
We’re gonna get ya, your cause is stinking
Playing hide and seek, gee dat’s bettah
Osama Bin Laden, kindly end up a lotta deadah.
Copyright DoubleTake Media, 2006
